Lottery Balls EVERYWHERE
During a recent South Carolina lottery drawing, the ball machine when bah-nay-nay’s and started spewing numbers out. Enjoy this Lottery Fail.
View ArticleEar Pulling Olympics
“You either have to have the ears for this, or you don’t” – Quote from a participant of the world’s stupidest athletic event.
View ArticleA Spinning Dehydrated Cat
Well, it’s a real WYSIWYG kind of day here at Distorted View. The headline states that there is a video of a spinning dehydrated cat here, and by golly I’m going to give you just that. I guess it...
View ArticleThe New Face Of Porn
25 Year old virgin looking to score a role (and vagina) in an adult film. Porn directors: he’s a bargain! His fee is only in the $20,000-$40,000 range.
View ArticleFirst Came Planking…
First came planking. Now the kids have moved on to puking. Here are a bunch of young boys making themselves puke. Oh, and some are on skateboards. EXTREME PUKING!
View ArticleWe Can’t Quit Rick Perry
I talked a bit about Rick Perry’s ridiculous campaign ad on Distorted View recently. Someone observed that he’s wearing the same jacket that was featured prominently in a Hollywood classic…
View ArticleDrunk, Horny, And In The Wrong Car
Here’s Hope. She jumped in a car full of dudes hoping to get raped. DENIED.
View ArticleDrunk News Anchor
Is she drunk or high? Regardless, we are flirting with a heavy bertation clip here. SO CLOSE.
View ArticleBad Gay Porn Acting
Ohhh, I have a feeling that ass will be touched again REAL soon. Like, NEXT SCENE soon.
View ArticleToothless Snorlax Sings The (s)Hits
Fat chicks love Adele. Not sure if I should classify this as a Linda Finkle Hall of Fame nominee or a Youtard. You be the judge! Thanks to DV listener Puke for sending along this video.
View ArticleRunaway Cart Kills 3, Injures 11
A runaway, electric cart sped across a football field and mowed down several people. This all went down right after the conclusion of a game when interviews were taking place.
View ArticleFrom Today’s DV (12/28/11)
Here’s the video stream of the show when I played the tranny fight videos and the news blooper.
View ArticleShiny Norwegian Talks Butter Crisis
Norwegian hating on America: Land of Buttered Rolls.
View ArticleFrom Today’s DV (12/30/11)
Today on the show I talk about a fetish website for dudes who love their ladies on the veiny side. Muscular throbbing beings to “feed me! I’m starving” anorexic veins, this site has it all. Plus,...
View ArticleFrom Today’s DV (01/02/11)
I discuss Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Years Eve broadcast. Every year Dick screws up the countdown and awkwardly kisses his wife at the “stroke” of midnight. What went down this year?
View ArticleFrom Today’s DV (01/03/12)
I talk about Michelle Dugger and the sad loss of their baby. It goes from sad to weird when we find out she had a memorial with pictures of the 5 month old fetus. She also recorded a message to the...
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